I am a sucker for an underdog story with a happy ending. Especially when it is TRUE!! “Dream Horse” is a little movie with a big heart. It is the story of some of the inhabitants of a poor, forgotten Welsh town that has definitely seen better days. The coal mines are shut, jobs are scarce. Everyone seems to be barely ekeing out a living. Toni Collette playes Jan Volkes, a part time bartender and grocery check-out clerk who dreaams of getting out of her rut. A chance meeting with Howard Davies (Damien Lewis of Band of Brothers) sparks a crazy idea. Jan decides to raise enough money to buy a horse, breed her with a great racehorse, and raise the colt to be a champion racer – all with no experience. But it would cost a lot of money to do so, way more than she can finance. So, she convinces around 20 or so of her neighbors to join the venture as a syndicate, with each one promising to pay ten pounds a month for two years. Ten pounds is a challenge for these people, but they get caught up in Jan’s enthusiasm and hope for the future, and so the venture is a go. With the money, they are able to purchase a mare. A one time stud fee leads to the birth of an energetic little colt they name Dream Alliance who is raised in the little stable Jan’s husband (Owen Teale) has built in their small yard. Dream Alliance a shining beacon of hope for Jan, Howard and actually the whole town. British cinema stalwarts Nicholas Farrell (Chariots of Fire) and Peter Davidson (Doctor Who) perform ably in supporting roles. I am not going to spoil the plot, but of course there are many bumps along the way leading up to the culminating race – the Welsh Grand National! This is an exciting, emotional and heart warming story. I found myself actually clapping and there may have been a tear or two shed. In fact, I dare you not to cry! Currently Dream Horse is not streaming anywhere; so don’t walk, run out to a theatre before this gem of a movie is gone.
Knives Out
“Knives Out” is an old-fashioned who dunnit and I mean that in the best possible way. “Knives Out” is packed full of talented performances, from seasoned troupers like Daniel Craig, Chris Evans, Jamie Lee Curtis, Toni Collette, Don Johnson, Christopher Plummer and Michael Shannon. Who dunnits always include a murder, suspects and an old spooky mansion. This movie has it all and then some! The house is full of esoteric antiques, secret rooms and doors, dark corners and creaky stairs. Everyone, and I mean everyone, is a suspect. The action centers on the apparent “suicide” of patriarch millionaire Harlan Thrombey, played by Chrisopher Plummer. He is found in his study with a slit throat – which the police are considering a suicide. In walks private detective Benoit Blanc (deliciously played by Daniel Criag. He’s not just James Bond anymore!) who believes the death may have been a murder most foul. He interviews the motley collection of relatives who ALL have a motive, and one seemingly saintly care giver (played perfectly by Ana de Armas) who appears to be the only person in the house Harlan could stand. This movie is going to remind you of Clue, Murder She Wrote, KFC, Foghorn Leghorn, and Agatha Christie, but with modern touches thrown in. I couldn’t really spoil the plot if I tried because there are several reveals and all is not as it seems to be (of course). This movie is a lot of fun to watch and I imagine the actors had fun playing their parts to the hilt. I am giving this movie a golden apple because, well I throughly enjoyed it, and on this Thanksgiving Day I am thankful for movies that entertain and surprise me. What more do we need on Thanksgiving? turkey, stuffing, gravy……….
Hereditary
I provide this movie review as a PUBLIC SERVICE to all of you looking to avoid a terrible movie. Do not listen to any of the critics out there who have annnoited this movie as the next “Get Out.” I loved “Get Out,” but I can not say the same for this mess! Do not read any further if you plan on seeing this movie, despite all of my warnings, as there are a few spoilers mixed in. Let me start out be saying that ‘Hereditary’ starts out promisingly. Toni Collette is a superb actress and she does give a fine, creepy performance as a distraught artist mom (seems to be her main strength, crazy and distraught), grieving over her own mother’s death. Her movie daughter, Charlie, and son, Peter, have issues of their own. Alex Wolff stumbles through his slacker stoner role with only minimal pathos; but Milly Shapiro is one of the creepiest kids I have seen in a movie in ages. However, she is not really in the movie for very long, the major presence she seems to have in the trailers is quite misleading. If the movie had focused on her character, I think I would have enjoyed it much more, but her death is a key point in the developing ‘plot.’ The first half of the movie did contain genuine suspense; but also some gross-out scenes, especially involving a character’s pretty improbable decapitation. Obviously, horror movies have characters doing stupid things, like going into a dark, creepy basement late at night, but this movie had so many such plot devices that it became ludicrous. Add in plot holes that you could drive a truck through and it became ridiculous – several people in the audience laughed at several points at the improbabilities. SPOILER ALERT: Someone in the movie gets into a car accident in which their sibling passenger is gruesomely killed (see above). Instead of calling the police, he drives home (with the dead body in the car) and goes to sleep! When the mother discovers the dead body the next morning; after the screaming, the movie cuts right to a funeral. What? No police, no counseling, a disengaged husband and father (Gabriel Byrne sleepwalking through a mailed-in performance) does nothing. The kid just goes back to school. Later, as the “plot” develops, he brutally bangs his face into his desk in front of the shocked and strangely inactive class and teacher, apparently breaking his nose, and his parents calmly take him home and put him to bed? Really? No hospital or mental health evaluation? A strangely chirpy woman who meets the mom at a group for those who grieve, goes the extra mile in pursuing the mom. Why? You should begin guessing by now. She teaches the mother how to conduct a seance that brings people back from the dead after only one brief lesson? The increasingly psychotic mom then talks the disengaged husband and the increasingly jittery and crazed teenage son into a ridiculous seance of her own. It rapidly gets worse and more goofy. I’m sure we were supposed to be grossed out and scared when one of the main characters cuts off her own head, but by this point, it was just all so silly! If you want to see half of a good movie, and watch an ending that is so ludicrious you contemplate asking for your money back, then by all means go see this movie. I do have one question though for Gabriel Byrne,”What kind of dirt does the dirctor have on you?” This one makes ‘Mother’ look great.