Wow, what amazing cinematography! Wow, what a boring movie! How could a movie that features Brad Pitt and Tommy Lee Jones be so bad? I really don’t know. The story simply plods along. In the beginning, there is a little action. Disastrous events are happening! Major Roy McBride (Brad Pitt) is called in to talk with the brass at US Space Command. His father, Cliff (Tommy Lee Jones) had gone on a secret mission 26 years earlier to search for intelligent life. He goes missing around Neptune after ten years, and is presumed dead. Now, the solar system is bothered by mysterious power surges that threaten to destroy all human life! Roy is tasked to go to Mars and send a message to his dad, who they now think may still be alive. On the moon base, he undergoes one of the most pointless ambushes and chases you could imagine. He was to have been accompanied by an old friend, COL Pruitt (Donald Sutherland). Luckily for Donald, his character suffers a heart attack and is out of the film. He is replaced by four Space Com crewmen, who fall by the wayside one by each. Brad Pitt finds his dad in one of the most anticlimatic scenes of a father son reunion ever recorded. That is it! Confused? I sure was. That is the whole two hour movie. Getting to Mars is not eventful and finding his father is super-easy. The end is anticlimactic and predictable. The only reason I can think for anyone to see this is for the breath-taking interstellar shots; but you can see the same thing by going to nasa.gov.
Mechanic: Resurrection
Sorry Jason Statham fans, but his movie has the honor of being the first Rotten Apple I have seen since I started this blog over six months ago. The writing is sub par, the acting nonexistant and the action very pedestrian. Jason plays a “mechanic,” or hired hit man, who staged his own death so that he can have a quiet, ordinary life in Rio. Of course, he gets pulled back in because of an implausiable plot device involving Jessica Alba as the least convincing orphanage worker I have ever seen in a movie. Of course, there was the obligatory and completely unnecessary shot of her swimming underwater. The highlight of the movie was when Statham shot and killed a whole clown car full of bad guys lurking on a boat. In other words, I would skip this one!
Jason Bourne
I know, I know. We all know the plot of every Jason Bourne movie. First, he is off the grid, looking for answers about his past. He uncovers information. Someone high up is involved. They try to kill him. He is outfoxes them, sometimes with help. He is involved in several exciting chases and finally the bad guy gets killed. But, there are unanswered questions so he has to go back off the grid until the next movie. You know what? It doesn’t matter because Jason Bourne movies with Matt Damon make a good action thriller and a great way to pass a few hours on a Saturday afternoon. This movie has the added good sense to include Tommy Lee Jones, and this really isn’t a spoiler, as the baddie. Even if the next Jason Bourne movie has this exact same formula, I will be right there watching.