Every summer there is that one movie that is just flat out mindless entertainment.  Baywatch is not that movie. Mindless – yes.  Entertaining – not even close!  If you want to see a dead guy’s “junk” and an overly long sequence about a goofus getting his johnson stuck in a wooden chair, then by all means go ahead and waste your money. Lame humor and tedious, unimaginative plot lines? This is your flick!  My advice if you have your heart set on seeing a movie this week, is to see ANY other movie out there…….even The Mummy!