I provide this movie review as a PUBLIC SERVICE to all of you looking to avoid a terrible movie. Do not listen to any of the critics out there who have annnoited this movie as the next “Get Out.” I loved “Get Out,” but I can not say the same for this mess! Do not read any further if you plan on seeing this movie, despite all of my warnings, as there are a few spoilers mixed in. Let me start out be saying that ‘Hereditary’ starts out promisingly. Toni Collette is a superb actress and she does give a fine, creepy performance as a distraught artist mom (seems to be her main strength, crazy and distraught), grieving over her own mother’s death. Her movie daughter, Charlie, and son, Peter, have issues of their own. Alex Wolff stumbles through his slacker stoner role with only minimal pathos; but Milly Shapiro is one of the creepiest kids I have seen in a movie in ages. However, she is not really in the movie for very long, the major presence she seems to have in the trailers is quite misleading. If the movie had focused on her character, I think I would have enjoyed it much more, but her death is a key point in the developing ‘plot.’ The first half of the movie did contain genuine suspense; but also some gross-out scenes, especially involving a character’s pretty improbable decapitation. Obviously, horror movies have characters doing stupid things, like going into a dark, creepy basement late at night, but this movie had so many such plot devices that it became ludicrous. Add in plot holes that you could drive a truck through and it became ridiculous – several people in the audience laughed at several points at the improbabilities. SPOILER ALERT: Someone in the movie gets into a car accident in which their sibling passenger is gruesomely killed (see above). Instead of calling the police, he drives home (with the dead body in the car) and goes to sleep! When the mother discovers the dead body the next morning; after the screaming, the movie cuts right to a funeral. What? No police, no counseling, a disengaged husband and father (Gabriel Byrne sleepwalking through a mailed-in performance) does nothing. The kid just goes back to school. Later, as the “plot” develops, he brutally bangs his face into his desk in front of the shocked and strangely inactive class and teacher, apparently breaking his nose, and his parents calmly take him home and put him to bed? Really? No hospital or mental health evaluation? A strangely chirpy woman who meets the mom at a group for those who grieve, goes the extra mile in pursuing the mom. Why? You should begin guessing by now. She teaches the mother how to conduct a seance that brings people back from the dead after only one brief lesson? The increasingly psychotic mom then talks the disengaged husband and the increasingly jittery and crazed teenage son into a ridiculous seance of her own. It rapidly gets worse and more goofy. I’m sure we were supposed to be grossed out and scared when one of the main characters cuts off her own head, but by this point, it was just all so silly! If you want to see half of a good movie, and watch an ending that is so ludicrious you contemplate asking for your money back, then by all means go see this movie. I do have one question though for Gabriel Byrne,”What kind of dirt does the dirctor have on you?” This one makes ‘Mother’ look great.
A Quiet Place
Finally after a short string of less than great movies, John Krasinski and his wife, Emily Blunt, star in a horror movie that is tense, suspenseful, but not chock full of cliche! Krasinski also directed and co-wrote “A Quiet Place,” which reminded me alot of movies like “Cloverfield” and “Signs”. However, this movie has a creative spin that you just don’t expect in today’s movies. There is very little dialogue spoken, because to do so, means instant death! Apparently some strange alien creatures have come to earth. They can’t see and are outfitted with inpenetrable armour, but they have supersensitive hearing. As long as you stay quiet, you are safe. Speak, or make more than the tiniest noise, and you will find how fast these creatures can move to where you are! In this day and age of super special effects and unending noise, it is kind of nice to watch a movie where you must be focused on the screen. Look down at your phone and you might miss a key scene or cue. The quietness of the movie (there are sounds and a bit of dialogue) will not be everyone’s cup of tea, but I think you should give it a chance. I almost gave “A Quiet Place” a golden apple but I didn’t care for one key scene, even though I understand the reasons for it. If you are looking for a quiet, tense little triller, look no further!
Unsane
If you thought that a move directed by Steven Soderbergh and starring Claire Foy might be interesting and at the very least, well-done…..you would be sadly mistaken. This is actually one of the worst movies I have seen this year. There are many reasons for this, but number one is the ridiculous and even laughable script. Don’t worry that I am giving you spoilers because this movie spoils itself. After it comes to HBO, Showtime, Netflix or whatever though, I suggest a drinking game. Take a drink everytime something improbable happens and you will be drunk in no time! A few of the ridiculous plot holes: a fully functioning mental facility that doesn’t have anyone watching the wards at night, tricks people into admitting themselves, has men and women sleeping in the same open room, puts someone in charge of handing out meds after he accidently (but really intentionally) gives our heroine the wrong drugs causing her to hallucinate, and has unused padded cells in the darkened basement that no one monitors. The ‘action’ involves Claire, a cubicle drone who had moved 400 miles to Pennsylvania to avoid a stalker. She is tricked into admitting herself to a psychiatric hospital and ends up trapped there…along with her stalker (there is a PLETHORA of inconsistencies and improbabilities with this thread alone). Throw in a nurse that makes Nurse Ratchet look like Mother Teresa, 5 or 6 other inmates, a handful of orderlies, one doctor and one administrator-in a facility that pretends to be a full mental heath facility. When she temporarily gets away, she runs through endless, darkened hallways with not a soul to be seen. The movie was filmed on an iPhone, and you can tell it was! I could go on, but I don’t really want to. If you’re taking a film course and want to see what to avoid in making your first cinematic effort, this is a good teaching experience!! Otherwise, save your money for a good book!
Winchester Mystery House
I was really interested in seeing this movie because I have toured the actual Winchester Mystery House in San Jose, California! During the years around the turning of the 20th Century, Sarah Winchester inherited a fortune from her husband, who was the majority stock holder in the Winchester Repeating Arms Company. She feels guilty that these rifles caused so much death and pain, and believes she has been cursed as a result. She thinks the ghosts of those hurt by the rifles are haunting her, and begins adding rooms to her house to keep them confined. She has construction going on around the clock, seven days a week. All in all, her house ended up with 161 rooms. There are strange things in this house (to go along with the strange goings on!). Stairways that go nowhere, doors that open into nothing, cabinets that open to other rooms. All of this is true and fascinating to see in person. The movie speculates about what might be the reason for all of the construction and what Sarah thinks it will accomplish. Helen Mirren brings her considerable acting chops to the role, ably supported by Jason Clarke and Sarah Snook; but even her prestige can’t hide the fact that this it is really an old fashioned ghost story. There are apparitions, mysterious noises, moving objects and a few scares. I would recommend this movie just so you can see what the real house looks like as they actually had permission to film in and around it. Go for the ghosts, stay for the house!!
It
The town of Derry, Maine seems like one of those quaint, old-fashioned places where Floyd the Barber might cut your hair or Sheriff Taylor might help you get a cat out of a tree. But things are not all as they seem. Kids mysteriously disappear at a rate of 6 times the national average. No one seems to care, or even notice, outside of a few “missing” posters around town. What is going on? The story, in case you didn’t know, starts with the disappearance of little Georgie Denbrough, chasing a paper boat down the street during a storm, watching in dismay as it slips into a rain gutter. As he looks, the creepy face of the ‘dancing circus clown,’ who calls himself Pennywise appears, luring the unsuspecting innocent closer and closer until….. Cut to Georgie’s brother Bill and his group of friends. They are all kind of nerdy, and each one of them has been bullied or abused in some way, They have become their own band of brothers, including a brave young girl who has faced her own bad home life. They call themselves The Loser’s Club. As they head into summer vacation, they all begin to have terrifying visions of the creepy, malevolent Pennywise. The friends face up to the local school bullies and defeat them, discovering strength in their friendship and support. After sharing their experiences, they realize that they must band together to face and overcome their worst fears- the only way to defeat the evil clown. I really liked this movie. First of all it is funny, and I wasn’t expecting that. Also, this movie is sweet and endearing because of the Losers who all work together to help each other; and learn the power and value of friendship and loyalty. Last of all, this movie definitely earned its R rating. Bill Skarsgard is deliciously creepy as the clown who haunts the sewers of Derry. However, do not go to this movie expecting to see a simple horror movie, this movie is much more than that.