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Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom

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I am pretty sure that I would want to visit a Jurassic Park as envisioned by Steven Spielberg and the original book by Michael Crichton.  Yes, things went wrong; but if scientists could bring dinosaurs back safely, admit it, you couldn’t stay away either.  However, I can’t imagine many people would want to go to a Jurassic World, with its sheer commercialism and lack of feeling and empathy, its wanton disregard for anything other than making money.  The newest entry into the Jurassic frachise demonstrates the pessimistic notion that people will do anything, and I mean anything, to feed their greed.  The movie opens with the abandoned island doomed because of an impending volcanic erruption.  All dinosaurs will perish. This is a big moral dilemma.  Should these creatures, who were engineered in a laboratory and have no business livng in our century, be saved – or should  nature be allowed to take its course?  Luckily (or is it?) for the dinosaurs, Sir Benjamin Lockwood (James Cromwell), the former business partner of John Hammond (Richard Attenborough) and the team that created the original park, wants  to step in and save as many of these noble creatures as possible,  To this end, he hires Claire Dearing (Bryce Dallas Howard) and Owen Grady (Chris Pratt) and others, to retrieve the dinosaurs and place them in a reserve where no one will be able to bother and/or exploit them.  As you can imagine, this may be his intent, but it’s not the real plan.  Lockwood’s assisstant and right hand man Eli (Rafe Spall) has plans that are utterly mean and cruel.  This is a character beyond redemption! (Pretty much as all the bad guys in these movies are).  But you will find everything you would ever want to see in a Jurassic movie in this one: gorgeous scenery, realistic dinosaurs, evil scientists and a cautionary quote from Dr. Ian Malcolm (Jeff Goldblum).  All of this being said, Jurassic World is scary, emotional and exciting.  I won’t spoil it here, but Jurassic World has one of the most sequel-worthy endings in the history of franchise summmer movies.  I’m betting Chris and Bryce have already been committed to a resolve-the-teasers movie! So, there will be a sequel; oh yes, you will want to go see it!

Upgrade

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Not many people have heard of this movie, and that is too bad.  This is a well done little gem, one that in bygone days would have been called a B movie. Think of a cross between Death Wish and Altered Carbon and throw in a little West World and Ex Machina and you have Upgrade.  Set in a near future society where most people have self-driving cars and classy tech, Grey Trace ( played by Logan Marshall-Green) is a throwback to a simpler time.  He restores vintage cars and sells them to bored rich people.  One of those rich people is a tech company honcho who shows Grey and his wife a special new gizmo that will ‘change everything’.  After their visit, something goes wrong while they are traveling home – his wife is murdered and he is paralyzed from the neck down.  Luckily for Grey, the billionare tech master and inventer has an experimental cure called STEM that can repair his body with an upgrade.  This upgrade leaves Grey with almost super-human strength, reactions, and agility.  But…and it’s a big but, STEM also has a personallity of his own.  With STEM’s guidance, Grey now has the ability to find his wife’s murderers and seek justice, or peprhaps it is just revenge.  Either way, things do not go as planned and there are several twists.  This taut thirller is well written and acted and even throws in a little humor. Do not take kids to see this though as the R rating is certainly justified and I found myself closing my eyes at some of the violence.  But all in all it remains an intriguing movie — a good summer popcorn movie to see in-between the super hero movies.

Solo: A Star Wars Story

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It can’t be easy to play a beloved character like Harrison Ford’s Han Solo.  I saw my first Star Wars movie in 1977, so  I have been in love with this character for over forty years and was very ambivilant about seeing somone else in the role.  However, since this is a prequel, and Alden Ehrenreich is playing a young Han, I decided to give it a try.  I was pleasantly surprised.   Ron Howard’s directing is competent and he doesn’t stray from the formula that has made the Star Wars movies so popular.  Alden does a decent job as the young Han, but I had more fun with the supporting players.  Woody Harrleson was great as Tobias Beckett, a smuggler always warning others not to trust anyone (does that include him?).  I also loved Donald Glover as Lando Calrissian,  who has a smaller but crucial role.  Interesting how he loses his prized Millenium Falcon in a card game…  But just as Han has his Chewie, Lando doesn’t pilot the Falcon on his own. What Star Wars movie would be complete without a sassy android?  This one is no exception.  Phoebe Waller-Bridge plays a combination C3PO – sidekick with an attitude, who incites other droids to throw off the shackles of human domination a la Westworld.  I also enjoyed all of the little origin tidbits like why Hans last name is Solo, how he meets Chewie, what the Kessel Run was all about and how the story gets to Mos Eisley on the backwater planet called Tatooine.  Emilia Clarke is also fine as Hans first love, who may have a dark secret or two.  Cue Paul Bettany as a delightfully evil Dryden Vos, gentlemanly but vicious head of a vicious criminal cartel. There is enough action to keep everyone happy although I did feel the movie was too long.  For a summer popcorn movie though – this isn’t a bad way to spend an afternoon!

Deadpool 2

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Deadpool 2 is exactly what you were expecting – no more and no less.  It is full of ‘wink wink’ jokes and exagerated gruesome violence, just like the first one.   Ryan Reynolds is fantastic again as Deadpool, the reluctant super hero.  In this outing, Deadpool joins forces with – among others – Domino, Shatterstar and Bedlam, to save a teeneage boy from Cable, who is from the future and wants to prevent the boy (who has X-Men like powers) from growing up and killing Cable’s family.  He plans to do this by killing the boy.  Along the way, Deadpool gathers other super heros to help him; creating his own team he calls X Force.  Success for the team is NOT an option.  He and TJ assemble an interesting assortment of ‘heroes.’  My favorite was Domino, whose super power is that she is extremely lucky!  This is not a spoiler, but if  you look carefully you can spot Matt Damon in a cameo as an old man; and some of the newer X-men, including James McAvoy.  The best cameo in my opinion though is when Brad Pitt shows up.  You have to look quickly though because if you blink, you will miss it.  Deadpool 2 is a follow on to the first in story line; and doesn’t deviate from the things that made the first such a success.  It may not be quite as entertaining as movies like Infinity War or Black Panther, but it is definitley funnier.  Oh, and I wouldn’t bring younger kids to see it, this isn’t an R-rated movie for nothing!

Avengers: Infinity War

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This is 160 minutes of movie jam-packed with every possible thing you could ever want in a super hero movie.  First of all, want to see your favorite Marvel character?   Everyone from Teenage Groot and Dr. Strange to Vision and Black Panther are here.  Want to see epic batles?  You will  see several, including an amazingly complex one that threatens Wakanda.    Do you love witty banter?  The script writers have your back.  Long for a terrible villian who is complicated by a twisted reality in which he feels he is doing the universe a favor by almost destroying it?  Josh Brolin’s Thanos will  not disappoint you.  One concern I would have about this much anticiapted movie would be for people who haven’t been following these movies in the Marvel Universe.  You are going to be confused by the myriad of characters who are all following threads that started in their various earlier movies.  But don’t worry too much, the screenwriters have tied together a pretty cogent, understandable story. It was fun to see the Avengers meet the Gauardians of the Galaxy for the first time.  I loved seeing Bruce Banner have a problem turning into the Hulk.  There is also a cute cameo by Peter Dinklage as a rather large dwarf. ********** SPOILER ALERT**********  This is a very ejoyable movie, but be warned, there are  major characer deaths that will upset some fans.  In fact, the end of this movie will leave some of you very unsatisfied and disillusioned.  But don’t be downhearted, this is only the first half of Infinity Wars.  The conclusion will be released in March 2019.  I have a feeling that all will be put right in the Avengers Universe (and Marvel’s future money earnings).